Anorexic Delight

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Ingredients

• air
• nice plate
• decorations

1. Find a nice plate like this here blue one made of glass. NICE indeed!
2. Wash it carefully, don't drop it then dry it with loving care with a nice white cloth. Other colours will not do! White cloths ensure utmost purity.
3. Set plate down and find some decoration type things.
4. Run around outside, climb walls, jump fences, do everything possible to tire you out while looking for the perfect accompaniment to your wonderful dish.
5. Arrange decoration beautifully.
6. Sit down too exhausted to care about eating.
7. Appreciate plate and decoration.
8. Lie down and pass out from sheer exhaustion from activities to find decoration and lack of food.

The end.

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  JaiLovesCake says

  tellie i dont like this recipe . lol

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  worldpeas says

  yikes. that's a really lovely plate lol

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  theory says

  While it sounds delicious as it is, I think it could do with just one more ingredient. Have you considered adding a cheeseburger to this recipe?

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  JaiLovesCake says

  roflmao. and a large milkshake please.

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  wokkingmum says

  Oh, I gotta stay away from this recipe! I'm already too skinny! LOL >.<

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  telliecoin says

  :P aww I was just kidding guys... I don't really want anyone to do this kind of thing :) I did cook some more food over the weekend though and will post up proper yum recipes soon!

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  telliecoin says

  aww noone rated my nice plate :( lol

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  kwetiaw says

  Yeyyyy i rated first!!!

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  kwetiaw says

  a glass of water wouldn't hurt :P

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  yongfook says

  I suggest ordering a pizza and placing it on this beautiful blue plate.

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  tjr says

  Real anorexics don't even have plates!

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  Laynie says

  Is the plate gluten-free?

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  telliecoin says

  why of course! even the bamboo thing is!

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  rockchick says

  Ha! Hilarious. What if you ate the bamboo?

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  telliecoin says

  then you may just be more in tune with pandas than you think ;)

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  Sylvia says

  Ha !! Is very funny,but the color of the dish..is fat free ???

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  telliecoin says

  shh the colour is for aesthetic delights yum yum food for ze eyes!

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  yehting says

  would you mind i put daisy beside the blue plate? :)

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  michelem says

  LOL awesome!

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  Mariska says

  funny, i luv it

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  khamming says

  this is in no way insulting or ignorant. you know whats funnier though? people who die from ruptured internal organs. people left vegetative and tube-fed. now thats rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

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  telliecoin says

  oh my god are you anorexic too?

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  telliecoin says

  damn why did I write too.. cue rofl-ing

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  minpig says

  I want nutrition chart for this dish please thank you haha !!!!!! Great recipe!

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  Cookbad says

  What no cig & diet coke?

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  telliecoin says

  you know I think I really should remove this dish.. it seems to be a bit of a very rude joke in some ways.. well I always add a cig but I only drink water.. DIET COKE IS THE DEVIL!!! kidding.

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  wiffy says

  Can I burn off fat from laughing too hard? This is hilarious hehe... nice photography :D

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  Vanity says

  Is there a low fat version of this?

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  kdemetter says

  Well looking at the plate makes me hungry .

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  Travlnbard says

  It was very bland.

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